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I'm always out with the guys
I stick the kids with my wife
I'll drop them off at the Y
When I know they got lice
I'll say "that's what she said"
A dozen times tonight
It's all about me
I live the douche bag life!
I'm in the right lane
But I'm making a left
I'll make fun of your face
If your lip's got a cleft
Swear in front of your kids
And stare at your wife's breasts
I always get mine
Screw all the rest!
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
I come out of the stall
And walk past the sink
I'll put ice in your glass
Now take a big drink!
I'll check out your daughter
And I'll give you a wink!
It's all about me
And I don't care what you think
I drink from the jug
And double-dip my chips
Go ahead and try some
Don't mind my lips!
Landlord's coming
Gonna give him the slip!
You get the tab
And I'll skimp on the tip!
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
I mow my lawn
In the middle of the night!
Flatulate on airplanes
Hey have a nice flight!
Fifteen bucks an hour
From the Dairy Delight
I'll always be a douche bag
There's no end in sight!
I get my news from Facebook!
Douche bag life!
I'll lose friendships over politics
Douche bag life!
If you ain't crying I ain't trying
Douche bag life!
Nothing's ever my fault
It's just the Douche bag life!
I cheat on my tests
So I don't have to learn
Never use a blinker
When I'm making a turn
Keep the stash with the ash
In my grandmother's urn
Shoot a Roman candle at you
And laugh while it burns
I take my kids out in public
And they never behave
My dog will dump on your lawn
While I give you a wave
Gonna hear my exhaust
From a mile away
It's gonna say Douche Bag
Right on my grave!
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
Douche bag life Douche bag life
It's all about me I live the douche bag life
WRITERS
Bill Smith
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Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
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