Let me take a minute and stroll around
Come back to the booth like a pit bull with a frown (woof)
Competitive and poetic, forget it
I'm ahead of it, I'm celibate like I ain't fucking around (yeah)
It's apart of my human nature
I'm cooking up, baby, lift your plate up
Words flying off of the trees like dry leaves in a breeze
You might have to pick a rake up
I once met a girl at the airport in some Air Forces and a bag of Hot Cheetos
Hotter than jalapenos and bean burritos
She stuck her nose up when I approached her, then I got closer
Don't you need a drink though?
Thirty minutes later she pulling out her phone giving me a freak show
Well, everything when you're Michael Wayne
Helicopter, airplane, train
On the wall watched y'all pitfall
From the left field, Gary Sheffield
And just like him, I'll be a hall of famer
Look, I ain't scared, don't make me call my angels
Decked out in camouflage, y'all can't see me
Dipped off in a big Dodge Cowbeezy
Bad lil' thot, she a vibe come see me
Uh, she want it right now, she needy
Jumping in the pussy like Cowabunga
Hope you get offended by the way I'm stunting
Won't dive in if I ain't got no rubber
We came from the bottom of the rubble
If they hating on me, then it's fuck 'em
She a freak a show, I'm lethal
Sitting on a couple of heaters that would change your demeanor
Put you down in the fetal and you'll never recover
Somebody roll the marijuana
Blowing out your speakers
Still hungover from the movie last night
Yeah, I'm winning, damn right
I'm about to lay the pipe in a little shawty that came from the west
She flew to the east to see how I really live life
Me and Catfish like chicken fried rice
If you want it, you could get it on site
Used to slaughter pigs so if rap didn't work it was back to the pen
Ooh, I been on my shit all night
Tell me, do you wanna roll the dice?
Only pull up if the price is right
I got her hotter than a kerosene heater
Twenty minutes, she was yelling with her feet up
Leave you with a wet muff
Or swipe the AMEX, if the price is right, I might snap your spandex
Prophylactics popped off the hotel dresser
I'm a mess, yeah, popped a Xanax
Girl, where's ya mans at?
I don't know, but if I had her to myself, I'd take her back to the shack into the bus
Ooh, I been on my shit all night
Tell me, do you wanna roll the dice?
Only pull up if the price is right