Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I´d go beserk?
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I´ve gone completely
They´re coming to take me away,
Haha, they´re coming to take me away,
Where life is beautiful all the time
In their clean white coats
And they´re coming to take me AWAY,
You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
But now you know I´m utterly mad
They´re coming to take me away,
Haha, they´re coming to take me away,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they´re coming to take me away,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds
And when they do, they´ll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,
(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)