Yeah

I got that weed that'll make you wanna smack yo mama

I got that weed that'll make you get into some drama

I got that presidential weed for Barack Obama

Haha, damn, gotta get rid of this gas

Cuz the feds are watching me

And they all up on my ass

They keep pulling up my name

They keep bringing up the past

Damn, I need a witness, uh

25 on me like it's Christmas

Damn, the feds keep on fuckin up my business

It ain't like a nigga selling chickens, uh

I guess my weed bad luck, man it's superstitious

I got that weed that get you wet like you doing dishes

I got that weed that get you wet like you catching fishes

I got that wet ass weed like some sloppy kisses

I got that weed like a genie man, it's granting wishes (Your wish is my command)

I got that weed that a make a nigga wanna fly

I got that weed that a make a nigga wanna die

I got that weed that a make a nigga wanna cry (Sobbing)

I'm sorry, I'm the weed man, my only job is to get you high

I'm finna sell you more weed than you usually buy

I'm finna sell you more weed than you can even try (Nigga like baskin' robbins he sold Me Like 31 different flavors)

I got some dank ass weed coming off a boat

I got that remedy weed, man it's antidote

I got that cut throat weed like I'm selling coke

Damn, uh, I got spectacular weed, they say it's legendary

I got vernacular weed, they say it's necessary

Legendary just like a horror movie, it's very scary

I dun went to San Francisco, now I'm selling jerry

Then I went back to Detroit and now I'm selling larry

Got that pretty ass weed like it's Halle Barry

Got that one hitter weed like Mariah Carey (Cough, I'm done man)

My weed got a nigga dancing like Michael Jackson

My weed got them titties popping like Janet Jackson

I got some muthafuckin' weed like Samuel L Jackson (Get this muthafuckin' weed off this Muthafuckin' plane)

The feds looking over me cuz I'm selling dank

I got some purple ass weed like I'm selling drank

I got that green in my closet like I run a bank (Yea)

I got that weed that'll make you cut the fuck up

I got that weed that'll make you nut the fuck up

I got that weed that'll make you shut the fuck up