I like bad boys

And when I say bad I mean actually bad

I like the boys with the stupid fucking slogan hat

I like a man who only thinks about himself

He doesn't want a girlfriend he wants a helper elf

Uh, yeah I like a 4x4

He told me he would pick me up around 4

So I stop solids and when 4 comes

He texts me like "hey I totally forgot about this"

Yeah, I like a dude with a pickup

He doesn't own a towel he expects me to lick it up

And I just couldn't be more down

And by down I mean turned on and stressed out

Yeah

He doesn't call his mom, he doesn't brush his teeth, he doesn't own a broom, he doesn't comb his hair, he's got 2 t-shirts and one of those shirts was stolen from a target

It says "I'm with the asshole"

And he'll wear it to the chapel

Where he'll marry his girlfriend

He thinks that pronouns are a trend

No drivers license got a state ID

I gotta pick food outta his goatee

He doesn't even try to aim his pee

And when he casts his vote it's for the GOP (awwww)

Yeah fuck this dude

I gotta put up boundaries just to get in the mood

If you or someone you love is like this, no shade

But my self respect is why I never get laid

Everybody say "fuck this dude"

Now lemme hear you say "fuck this dude"

If you're a feminist say "fuck this dude"

If you feel bad for me say "fuck this dude"