I'd like to have an argument, please
Certainly, sir have you been here before?
No, this is my first time i see well
Were you thinking of taking a five
Minute argument or a course?
It's 1 for a five minute argument
But it's 8 for a course of ten
I think I'll take the five minutes
And see how it progresses
Very well now, Mr hayward isn't
Free at the moment, nor is Mr baker
Here we go, Mr maynard, Room 12 thank you
Well, I was told outside -
You snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
What?! Shut your festering gob, you tit!
Your type really makes me puke, you pervert!
What are you doing?! I came
Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse
Yes, you want Room 12A next door thank you
Not at all (Door shuts) Stupid git
Is the right room for an argument?
I've told you once no, you didn't
Yes, I did no, you didn't
Excuse me is the five minute
Argument or the half hour?
Thank you anyway, I did tell you
No, you most certainly did not
Let's get one thing straight: I
Most definitely told you no, you didn't
Yes, I did no, you didn't
Yes, I did no, you didn't
Yes, I did this isn't an argument!
No, it isn't it's just contradiction
Yes, it is you just contradicted me
No, I didn't yes, you did
No, no, no you did just then
That's ludicrous oh, this is futile
I came in here for a good argument
No, you didn't you came in
Same as contradiction can be
An argument is a collective series of
Statements intended to establish
A proposition no, it isn't
Yes, it is it isn't just contradiction
Look, if I argue with you i
Must take a contrary position
But it isn't just saying No, it isn't
Yes, it is no, it isn't argument's
Contradiction just the automatic
Statement the other person makes
Not at all now, look - (Bell dings)
I was just getting interested
I'm sorry, the five minutes is up
That was not five minutes i'm afraid it was
(Argument professional looks around the room)
But I'm not allowed to argue anymore what?
If you want to go on arguing you'll
Have to pay for another five minutes
But that was not five minutes, just now
(Professional whistles) Oh, come on
If you want to continue arguing
You must pay for another five minutes
That was not five minutes, just then
I told you, you have to pay i just paid
No, you didn't yes, I did
I don't want to argue about that
Why are you arguing? Aha! Got you
Yes, I have if you're arguing
Not necessarily i could be arguing
In my spare time oh, I've had enough of this
No, you haven't oh, shut up!
